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If you’ve been pregnant or thought about being pregnant for even fifteen seconds, you’ve probably realized that there is an abundance of things to read about the topic. Some might say too much to read.

But regardless your thoughts on Google-induced panic, I still think there are a lot of things people don’t tell you about the process of creating another human life.

Namely, how revolting a lot of it is.

Don’t get me wrong — there are wonderful things too. But the biggest thing I’ve learned about pregnancy in the last couple of months is that for everything amazing and miraculous thing, there is an equaling disgusting part of the process as well.

Take, for example, the effects baby has on your body. On one hand, I’m finally starting to develop the tiniest of bumps. Adorable! Amazing! Also giving my tummy a rounder look? Welp, turns out babies will also have a pretty solid effect on your regularity. (No pun intended.) Call me crazy, but it’s hard to find anything miraculous to see in constipation.

But don’t worry, the baby isn’t leaving all the disgusting side effects to me. Oh no, the bean has its own host of vom-inducing abilities.

For example, as of right now, our baby is completely formed (it’s just the size of a lemon for now). To me, that is completely incredible. But the funny thing about having all your organs is that they also start to work. Meaning the baby is digesting. And urinating. Into the amniotic fluid. Where it then reabsorbs its urine. So it can urinate it out again later.

It will repeat this pee, rinse, repeat cycle for the rest of the pregnancy. Glamorous, right?

The point is, it’s not all miracles and fairy dust. But, at the end of the day, I guess it’s still pretty cool.

2 Responses to Pregnancy is gross.

  • Dad says:

    I’ve always subscribed to the theory that knowing is better than non knowing, but you may have shared one detail that I probably didn’t require for my personal happiness.

    The best I can say is, it apparently works and aside from recycling, may actually be good for the little, um, guy?!

  • Rebekah says:

    I agree with you–some things are just totally gross! Gassy and constipated for 9 months? Yep. At 2 months pregnant, I was already starting to pee more frequently, especially overnight. But you’re going to love not having your period for months and months (even after baby comes if you breastfeed)! Enjoy it!

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